HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

A few horoscopes for today:

"Don't go shopping when you can go for a walk. It's not about material goods today."

"It's all about money for you these days. You might want to think about taking on more hours at work (if that's even possible) or -- yikes -- cutting back on the purchases for a while."

If anyone has ever wondered about the validity of astrology, I can personally assure you that I will not be heeding either of these horoscopes--I'm spending the day in Soho.